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Jumbo Idiot
Somewhere in the clouds – Alcohol can be the only explanation for trying to open the door of a jumbo jet while the plane you are on is more than 35,000 feet in the air. This is what a drunken passenger tried to do on a Boeing 767 Gatwick to Cuba, forcing the captain to land prematurely in Bermuda. The drunk British man was one of the 257 passengers on board the First Choice Airways flight, and was tackled by the crew after reaching for the door to the plane. The man was escorted off the plane and handed over to police. “He was being disruptive so it was the sensible thing to do,” said the captain of the Bermuda landing. “The safety of all our customers and crew is our No.1 priority and First Choice Airways operates a zero-tolerance policy in regards to abusive or drunken behavior on our flights.” However, I am sure that the 256 other passengers on board will now make the airlines their second choice…
Send in the Clown
Sacramento, CA – A pair of thieves found nothing to laugh at when their attempted robbery was held up by a rodeo clown wielding a fake pistol. A Sacramento man was putting on his chaps and makeup for his clown job at the rodeo when he noticed two men prowling around his yard. Realizing that they were trying to steal his only mode of transportation (his bicycle), the man was desperate to stop them so he could get to his gig on time. In his full clown suit, he grabbed his fake .44 magnum and confronted the men by jumping in front of their vehicle while a neighbor called the police. The thieves apparently didn’t think he was clowning around and stayed on the site until police arrived.
Second-hand Toke
Bradenton, FL – A Florida school bus driver recently tested positive for marijuana use, and must have been high when she gave her excuse to police. Her excuse: second-hand smoke…from the kids on the bus!!! The lady claimed that up to nine of her students routinely smoked marijuana during rides to and from school. That is a lot of pot to hotbox a bus! If she isn’t lying she has still dug herself a hole for not telling school authorities about the drug-using teens. It’s safe to say she will no longer be driving kids around, although she still may hang out with them to test her second hand smoke theory…
